Plan the days and nights ahead according to what those days and nights are secretly planning for you. And man, do they have plans. Our array of confidential sources provides us with a clear picture not just of the weather (anyone can do that by looking up) but of the actual atmosphere in which we make our way in the world.

It will always rain — even on a sunny day, the economic, social, aesthetic and physiological environments provide their fair share of crap. Only by noticing how we navigate the arduous, the challenges we’re were plopped on the earth to endure and work out, only by accepting those deprivations can we find ecstasy within the despair.

The Acculorber Forecast is designed to assist you, and to help you dress appropriately while you’re doing it.

© 2013 Brendan Lorber

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